Let the heavens open up and hear the angels sing!

Okay, sorry, did I lose you? Well, if you haven't heard, Morgan has changed her "status" on MySpace.com from "Single" to "In a Relationship". Now, there's no evidence to support this change in status but what do we care, right?

"But Highway," you say, "she could be saying that to get the fanboys off her back, with the constant marriage proposals." Well, that might be the case, but the point is Morgan's happiness and if she did find someone to share her time with -- good for her.

From everyone here at IHMW... be happy, Morgan.

Okay, let's return to our normal lives now, folks.

IHMW will be uploading and makng available the various commercials you've seen on X-Play regarding GPhoria 2006 Awards. Here's one of them.

More to follow as they're made available, see: http://www.youtube.com/results?search=GPhoria.

Make sure to visit: http://www.g4tv.com/vote and vote for your favorite videogames.

TIPS FROM THE GAMING GODDESS
Read before flinging your controller

I've been stuck on the same game for six months. Time to give up, or time to cheat? -- Pete Carinci, Chicago, IL

Every gamer hits that point where, despite countless late nights, orbital blood pressure and what feels like a new ulcer, you can't get past that one level. You'd rather use your console for live-grenade target practice than give it one more try.

Fortunately, there's a support group for frustrated controller jockeys: the Internet. You're not the first person to encounter this particular problem. You're not even the 27,000th. Someone with more free time than my retired uncle has already finished the game and written down everything you need to beat it. These walk-throughs are like playing with an expert sitting on your couch telling you what to do. Type the name of your game and "walkthrough" into any search engine. You'll find tons to choose from. Strategy guides are the same thing, but in book form.

Knowing what's around every corner robs excitement from a game, but I'm OK with consulting a walk-through if you're in a bind. Cheat codes are different. You paid the 50 bucks, so you can play however you want, but remember: There's no accomplishment in winning with a cheat -- and your life is short enough on accomplishment as it is. So, play fair!

For those that celebrate the 4th of July, the staff at I Heart Morgan Webb -dot- Com want to wish everyone a safe and enjoyable 4th of July -- let the glory of our rockets red glare illuminate all parts of this nation.

Wth that said, we will turn now to reflecting back on the articles featured in June 2006.

2006.06.06 FHM July 2006 Edition - Morgan offers advice of games with the better artificial intelligence and recommends Halo 2 and Battlefield 2 as well as offering MMORPGS like World of Warcraft or Star Wars Galaxies.

In mockery of Apple's line of products and how they emphasize simplicity, G4 produced their own mock-up of a Apple Commercial targeting the gaming console war, featuring the Apple iBox. A gaming console with no cumbersome wires for controls or the power adapter; download games at $0.99 per level; and even comes with its own soul.

The shows corporate owners, Rogers Media, a partner of G4 Media have made the show available for download using Google's on-line/on-demand video technology. However, each video produced and made available in Hi-Res will require a fee of $0.99 per download.

And finally, in a recent polling done by AskMen.Com, Morgan Webb came in 83 out of the Top 99 Women with a desirability score of 6.98.


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