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2006.12.06  IHMW/OTWO Mourns the Lost of James Kim Main Site 2006.12.24 Happy Holidays!
December 7, 2006

2006.12.07 Online with the Gaming Godess of FHM January/February 2007 Issue

• Written by Site Contributor - Highway

FHM January/February 2007 EditionTHE GAMING GODDESS

These readers need help. And pills

In celebration of the New Year, I'm dedicating my first column of '07 to the dumber pieces of mail I received on a monthly basis. These letters beg to be shared -- and mocked -- and are perfect examples of how not to write in.

I'm on of those people who gets sick playing games. No convulsions, but the same symptoms as motion sickness. Any advice?
Marc Zuckerman, Brooklyn, NY

This guy mistook his copy of FHM for the New England Journal of Medicine. I bet that sort of thing happens more than we think.

Every Friday night, my girlfriend baby-sits her neighbor's kids -- two little girls. I'm looking for any video games that will keep them busy while I pork my woman.
Greg Abrams, Peoria, AZ

I actually answered this guy's letter, but only because I don't want those little girls traumatized... or locked in a closet.

I have a new pet iguana that I named Morgan Webb. It shall remained named so until you write me with a better suggestion.
Ian Skinner, Canton, MI

Iguanas aren't like goldfish, which croak they day after you win them at the fair -- they can live to be 12 years old. So, this isn't quite a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, but I'll take it.

I'm trying to beat this X-Men game for the Sega Genesis. Is there any way you can help?
Aaron Charles, via e-mail

You read that correctly, Genesis. I wonder if Aaron's e-mail was ghostwritten by someone from this millennium.

The next time you're in the Los Angeles area, would you be interested in seducing my wife?
Dan Bare, via e-mail

If this guy isn't interested in his own wife, what makes him think I would be?

pbnk

Published on December 7, 2006 at 8:13 PM

Comments

[OPENQUOTE]To whom it may concern, I used to be big on playstation games; but recently I've become a big fan of computer games. I watch your program, regardless. I enjoy watching you tear into weak games (even if I've never heard of some of them in the first place). To sum up- Will X-play ever branch out a little and start reviewing computer games as well?[CLOSEQUOTE]
Posted by frank on December 19, 2006 at 12:44 AM
[OPENQUOTE]RE: Frank X-PLAY DOES REVIEW COMPUTER GAMES!!!!![CLOSEQUOTE]
Posted by RE: Frank on December 27, 2006 at 7:21 PM
[OPENQUOTE]morgan webb i watch you on x-play i hope you got your gears of war and guitar heroes 2. i got both gears of war was great but, co-op was too short guitar heroes 2 little harder than guitar hero. morgan do you got any cheats for guitar heroes 2 where green light stays green . i like your swimsuit it's hot.[CLOSEQUOTE]
Posted by harry on January 29, 2007 at 2:47 PM

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