In celebration of the New Year, I'm dedicating my first column of '07 to the dumber pieces of mail I received on a monthly basis. These letters beg to be shared -- and mocked -- and are perfect examples of how not to write in.
This guy mistook his copy of FHM for the New England Journal of Medicine. I bet that sort of thing happens more than we think.
I actually answered this guy's letter, but only because I don't want those little girls traumatized... or locked in a closet.
Iguanas aren't like goldfish, which croak they day after you win them at the fair -- they can live to be 12 years old. So, this isn't quite a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, but I'll take it.
You read that correctly, Genesis. I wonder if Aaron's e-mail was ghostwritten by someone from this millennium.
If this guy isn't interested in his own wife, what makes him think I would be?
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| Posted by frank on December 19, 2006 at 12:44 AM |
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| Posted by RE: Frank on December 27, 2006 at 7:21 PM |
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| Posted by harry on January 29, 2007 at 2:47 PM |







To whom it may concern,
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