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April 6, 2006

2006.04.06 FHM May 2006 Edition

• Written by Site Contributor - Highway

FHM May 2006 EditionTIPS FROM THE GAMING GODDESS

Stuart Gentes, Yuba City, CA writes:

I sunk $50 into King Kong and finished it in one day. I feel ripped off! Surely there are better games for my money out there, right?

Morgan writes:

Games are like movies: Most cost the same whether you're blowing a rib through your 97th Old School screening or experiencing the pain of Boat Trip for the first time. Here's a list of games you can hole up with for months on end.

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas is epic with more than 80 hours of game play and three massive cities to explore. While navigating an intricate plot in search of filial vengence, you must look after little things, such as eating, which affects your weight. And nothing is more gangsta than being too plump to throw a punch (rest in peace, Biggie).

If you're a racing fan, both Gran Turismo 4 for the PS2 and Forza Motorsport for Xbox are fine-tuned automotive sims that let armchair grease monkeys tweak and customize cars until their fingers bleed grease.

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The best deal, however, is online gaming. Battlefield 2 on the PC, for example, is a game of modern warefare in which you and 63 pals can work out old grievances. With lead. And should shooting friends ever grow old, you can always run them over in a tank. Not a fan of realism? Quake 4, Unreal Tournament 2004 and Halo 2 deliver the same thrills, but in space-age packaging.

Now, here are some less-than-lengthy ones to watch out for: God of War is an excellent game that clocks in at a measly 10 hours. Lego: Star Wars can be finished in less time than it takes to watch the film prequels. And Condemned: Criminal Origins offer a mere eight hours of gritty hobo-extermination, which simply isn't enough dead hobos.


Published on April 6, 2006 at 5:02 AM

Comments

[OPENQUOTE]Is it me or does she look really uncomfortable?[CLOSEQUOTE]
Posted by Jon on April 5, 2006 at 4:19 PM
[OPENQUOTE]Im sorry but morgan does not look like morgan for some reason with the fake tan and where is the smile that all her fans love theirs to girl then just looks.[CLOSEQUOTE]
Posted by darkdragon on April 6, 2006 at 4:57 PM
[OPENQUOTE]oh hell yeah![CLOSEQUOTE]
Posted by jim ycasas on April 6, 2006 at 7:44 PM
[OPENQUOTE]Now thats what I like to see, but yeah, where is smile. That would be the hottest! [CLOSEQUOTE]
Posted by Jono TenAce on April 7, 2006 at 11:42 AM
[OPENQUOTE]She's a petty girl and alll but it kind of spoils things when they do little things like the tan and for some reason she doesn't look happy.[CLOSEQUOTE]
Posted by darkdragon on April 7, 2006 at 2:44 PM
[OPENQUOTE]You know her contract is almost up with FHM i know you guys will say she'll likely continue to pose for FHM but with Sharah lane getting married she might have more to do for G4.[CLOSEQUOTE]
Posted by darkdragon on April 7, 2006 at 7:19 PM
[OPENQUOTE]What's up with G4 replacing X-Play with yet another hour of craptastic Star Trek at 11? X-Play is much better. And for the record Star Wars beats Star Trek any day.[CLOSEQUOTE]
Posted by iKnowJesus123 on April 12, 2006 at 9:35 PM
[OPENQUOTE]Oh no this is looking bad for whats left of the G4 crew.[CLOSEQUOTE]
Posted by darkdragon on April 13, 2006 at 7:50 PM
[OPENQUOTE]"Hey, Morgan, is it true your a game goddess? I just like to know? Anyway, do you think that any racing games on the Gamecube you can recommend? Thanks. P.S. I love your show, Adam's cool, too.[CLOSEQUOTE]
Posted by David P. on April 18, 2006 at 5:44 PM

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